she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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