my mouth tastes like poor choices
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
3 2 1 whiskey
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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