i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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