My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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