I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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