he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
