i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
