Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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