These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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