just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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