Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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