every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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