Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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