did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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