he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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