names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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