What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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