ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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