If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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