I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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