i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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