that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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