Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
