Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Drunk is not a location!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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