I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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