It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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