I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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