GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
