I feel like abortions should bother me more
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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