so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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