how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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