Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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