Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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