am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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