Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
