Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
