i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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