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Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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