Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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