Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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