I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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