I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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