Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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