You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
where am i from again
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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