Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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