we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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