The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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