The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I could make wine with my vomit
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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