Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I will be naked everywhere
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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