Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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