8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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