"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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