Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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