Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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