But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
